So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
If a boyfriend or guy ever did this to me, I would slap him across the face in front of everyone to embarrass and disrespect him the same way he just embarrassed and disrespected me. Never fucking objectify me to prove a meaningless point.
all I want is for you to grab da booty….